Who wants pokemon for lunch?

Does anyone remember those cooky episodes in the anime where they ATE pokemon?
Like i know they eat magikarp and farfetched. So are their hamburgers made out of tauros or miltank?!
And how about sushi? Bacon = grumpig meat? What are your thoughts?

lol, Mcdonalds in Pokemon

i'll have two Miltank burgers, one order of Feebas fish sticks, and a large Milkshake

Lol ._.

*Sticks a Pikachu in my cereal*
*It uses thunderbolt at my face when I jab it with a spoon*
*Rubs face* Ow..

I could imagine a lot of Foodmon:

Miltank/Tauros - Steak, burgers, etc.
Spoink/Grumpig - Bacon (as Gbj said), sausage, etc.
Every water type you can find by fishing - Seafood (Roasted Gyarados sounds good, don'tcha think?).
Wobbufett - Jello
Most Grass types - Fruits and Vegetables.
Flying types - Chicken/turkey =D (Yes, Fox. We'll eat your Murkrow).

...yup.

Gbj153 wrote:

Does anyone remember those cooky episodes in the anime where they ATE pokemon?
Like i know they eat magikarp and farfetched. So are their hamburgers made out of tauros or miltank?!
And how about sushi? Bacon = grumpig meat? What are your thoughts?

Farfetch'd has actually been stated in multiple dex entries that it's been poached to be food, specifically duck. Thought I'd mention, so Farfetch'd = Duck.

Magikarp was stated in the anime that it was completely inedible due terribly gritty scales, also being pretty much all bone, etc. It was in the one episode the St. Anne (S.S. Anne is for the game only) sunk.

Dal wrote:

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Wobbufett - Jello

... That's a scary thought.

Dal wrote:

Flying types - Chicken/turkey =D (Yes, Fox. We'll eat your Murkrow).

Kentucky Fried Murkrow?!

Dal wrote:

Most Grass types - Fruits and Vegetables.

Actually, as shown in the games, berries exist, so... It's also been shown fruits and such were existant in the anime. I doubt pokemon would be a main source of vegetables and such; although some pokemon, such as Cherubi, have been stated to be edible (and even good tasting... ).

Squirtle = Turtle soup
Bulbasaur = Rough Salad
Charmander = Fried lizard legs. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....
KFP = Kentucky Fried Pidgey
Caterpie & Weedle = African food. lulz.
Rattata = nothing. Nasty shit.
Spearow = Thanksgiving
Ekans = On the show "SURVIVAL"
Shellder = Mussels.... Mmmmmmmmmmm....
Snorlax = Nasty ass shit.....
Arcanine & Growlithe = Chinese food, along with Meowth and Persian.
Omanyte = Oysters.
Gyarados = Scariest peice of fish in the world.

I would eat a Poliwag. Frog Legs.... Mmmmmmmmmmm....

lol if you think about it pokemon is REALLY twisted

No, pokemon isn't. It just reflects on life; we eat animals, they eat pokemon.

... Why the F**K would you want to eat a Snorlax though? Seriously? Don't you know they eat moldy food? ... How could you even eat an entire Snorlax, none the less cook it?

*Still attempting to eat Pikachu*
*puts him in my mouth*
*He uses thunderbolt in there*
*grabs head* ahh headache ._.

... I wouldn't want to eat a mouse. None the less one that stores electricity in it's body.

You know, I've seen people eat rats on TV, though. Epic sh*t.