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PostSubject: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Wed Jul 01, 2009 3:01 pm

I have my special poems which i wrote in PE class last year.

*Warning it may contain expletives*


Yo pussy i know im not going to get any, i spent all my money on gay porn im black so give me a sack wack. I don’t lack my rack and it is bigger than my sack.
Yo yo’s are gay i’d rather spray my garden hay, there is no way id rather say i hate Tuesdays. Antelope i smoke it like i smoke dope i like to grope another antolopesslope.
I like those black bitches,Sudanese,chinese and Lebanese, i want to ease my sleeze into a coffin when i can have sex with her when she’s dead. She never gave head.

Money isn’t funny, go put ya’ll head in the duynny taste like honet. Got a headache from eating the big steak from my hoes who lies on my flo and is now a homo-hobo-poe. I like my bling bling to go with my ring thing, which is bigger than my dingaling.

So i went down to the shop to buy V isn’t that how its supposed to be? I failed my subjects im gonna be a rugrat, i cant even tap that. So i got locked up and got shot at. So i got it on my cat when i got back, that damn bitch fucking which cant even eat fish. I wish i se could dish that bitch some lemon, because Mr. Lenin is better than Women. That’s right i like it in the ass off me some pussy and i’ll pass.
Walking down the street, nerds talking leet. Look over the other side yo all niggers begin to hide, i wonder why they do so its not like im a hoe, is it my breath? Its because im white, no worry im spoiling for a fight. I pull out my knife they look at me fearful of their life, its 1 v 20 that is plenty, then it hits me why fight and risk my life as i could be selling them pot crack or smack.

Yo drugs taste like power plugs, cocaine crack and smack make you dizzy, make you queezy make you feel like little girl lizzie. Fuck that bitch black ass up the pole in yo face all over the place, sticking drugs into your body isn’t bad, it is rad it makes you a fag which makes you sad which is cool now drown yourself in the pool. Yeah it a state of mind so don’t take the time to be seen taking drugz by your parents or the pugz.

Yo im black, i smoke crack then i go wack and have a spack attack. So i went to rehab where i called the jihad, so they blew the building up. Cops come all the same shot them up their butt. I ran far into the car scored to be behind bars cops,props little shops. Pass me by watching animals fly bang bang bang im dead. Im dead fuck leb fuck police piece of black ass on my love stick. Yo yo’s are fun, love eating yoghurt yum yum yum.

Sitting in BOM, Whats gone wrong? Talking to Mr Dowong to get it all right to fly a kite, then theres a black bitch looks like a witch her names mitch. Light up the wick for the candle hold my handle mr randall but he’s like sure my mums a whore shes got paw paw as her prices soar Johnny Lukas has lots of mucus hes a noodle who eats a poodle like the chinese.
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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:28 pm

dude, wtf. This is a poetry section, not some retarded ghetto-ass rap-shit hood.

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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:08 pm

Storm wrote:
dude, wtf. This is a poetry section, not some retarded ghetto-ass rap-shit hood.

Indeed. If this was a joke, is was pretty meh. If not, ... fail.
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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:40 pm

Why are people such liars on the Internet? Wink
Anyways, this rap/poem/sploosh of words fail. It is also quite racists so I'm making a clean version of it.






Yo KITTY i know im not going to get any PUDDING, i spent all my money on CANDY im AFRICAN AMERICAN so give me a sack OF FLOWERS. I don’t lack my rack OF BABY BACK RIBS and it is bigger than my sack OF BABY BACK RIBS.
Yo yo’s are HAPPY i’d rather spray my garden MULCH, there is no way id rather say i hate Tuesdays. Antelope i PET it like i SAY NO TO DRUGS i like to STAY AWAY FROM another antolopesslope.
I like those black CATS,Sudanese,chinese and Lebanese CATS, i want to ease my DOG into a BED when i can have TEA PARTIES with her when she’s AWAKE. She never gave head.

Money isn’t funny, go put ya’ll head in the KOOL-AID. Got a headache from eating the big steak from my GARDENING hoes who lies on my TOOL SHED and is now a SUPPLY. I like my JEWRLY to go with my ring thing, which is bigger than my POTATOES.

So i went down to the shop to buy SPRITE isn’t that how its supposed to be? I failed my subjects im gonna be a rugrat, i cant even TALK TO GIRLS ABOUT that. So i got locked up and got MADE FUN at. So i got A TOY FOR my cat when i got back, that CUTE KITTY COULDN'T even eat fish. I wish i se could dish that DONUTS some lemon, because Mr. Lenin is better than Women. That’s right i like it in the CLOSET off THE COAST OF JAMAICA and i’ll pass.

This is the Kid friendly version
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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:50 am

Hahaha.
Though Gyeong, "V" is an energy drink, didn't really need changing.

Oh, and because I doubt anyone would know this.
Willy = Penis in Australian slang.
So, in Bigwillly's name, he's pretty much trying to say he has a big penis. ._.'

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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Thu Jul 02, 2009 4:32 am

Why are you guys laughing at my poetry?


I am open minded to yours no need to hate.


Mods...do your job. Iam being attacked for my personal feelings in this poetry section.

Do something about it.


Oh and Twizzy....Whats with the hate on me? I have the name Big Willy in 3ways. 1st is to say im big (height wise) second yes I am making use of the Aussie slang term and lastly My names William.....Willy is a shortened name....



GBjdghijhje153 what ever that means....I like the clean version.


So why am i now the forum heel? If you want me to be the Heel....I can do so. Just dont tell me to stop.
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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:09 am

Because it's not really poetry.

I wasn't hating on you, merely pointing out the joke.

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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:01 am

.... Because its retarded Willy. That is not poetry, that is stupid dumb rap b. s.

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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:44 am

Rap is basically poetry, only reason real reason I frowned on this is because of the racisum in the rap.
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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:06 am

*is laughing*



Ah sorry guys, i was sure you were all smart enough to look at the topic name. this was intended to be a joke you know 'Ra...Poem'. But yes all the ranting i have created Im sorry for but yes. All a joke...which i took advantage of and started playing pissed off to.


Apologies to:
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Storm
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And any other racist offended people.
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PostSubject: Re: Ra...Poem. [MATURE]   Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:29 pm

Im not offended, it was just.... stupid wil....

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